Mascots generally add less to a game than a sideline reporter (unless you’re under the age of eight) except in the case of the Toronto Raptors. The Raptor looks like Barney’s little fat cousin but he delivered one of the greatest performances in mascot history when he ate a member of the Toronto Raptors’ Dance Pak. Later that night he took the sexiest dump ever. Lucky dinosaur, poor cheerleader.

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